|Feedback vs. Brainstorm|
|Rap Album 5, Rap Battle9|
|Air date||May 25, 2013|
Big Chill vs. Articguana
Ester vs. Gwen
Feedback vs. Brainstorm is the ninth battle in the fifth season, and is the thirty-fourth battle overall. It aired on May 25, 2013.
Come byte my thumb, I hope you know the stakes! I'll put a spark between your pussy brain! Then ask what light comes through my wires laid, I've beat you in all of every single shock, you bastard! My rhymes are electric, Yours are from a crab high on acid, you hoebag, you're a red clawed soulja boy who has so swag! And no loaning ads, egads! It's so sad. And to top it off you're not even smart, I've never seen such and oversized h-ad! You crook you, I bet you can't beat me, too!
I WOULD NOT COULD NOT ON A BOAT! READ ANY OF THE BORING OLD RAPS YOU WROTE! EVEN MY BRAIN DOESN'T WANNA THINK ABOUT YOU! AND GOOP IS AFRAID TO GO NEAR YOU! YOU BORE PEOPLE TO DEATH! YOU GOT A PLANET LOOKING LIKE THE END OF YOUR DEATH! I ENTERTAIN A GUY OF ANY AGE! WHAT OTHER VERSE YOU WROTE, THAT YOU GOTTA TRANSLATE! HOW YOU GONNA BEAT THE BRAIN OR THE THUNDER SHIELD? LITTLE KIDS GET SCARED WHEN I STEP ON THE MAT! YOU THINK YOUR RUFFLED NECK ASS GONNA RAP TO THAT? I GOT AN EPISODE, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU LACK.
I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my elec-tric, Each is such a wonder with it's good-darn lyrics, You're pathetically predictable. I guess your new verse will have gore and some ghetto Muppet creatures, the shock is in the building, It's a castle! I'm a boss, I'm positive I'm killing it, I'm iller than the Malware I never caught or cholera, A baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers.
You rap fast you do, yes, you rap fast, It's true! Now let's see how you'll rap versus ME AND YOU! OH NO! I'LL SMASH THE PROBE! YOUR ELECTRIC BRAIN POWERS CAN'T TOUCH ME, DOPE! YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FANCY PLUGS THEN I'LL SEND EM TO YOUR MAMA! I'LL SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS AND YOUR BLACK PAJAMAS! MAN, I'LL COOK YOU UP AND FRY YOU LIKE SOME HAM AND EGGS, DISABLE YOUR LEGS! MAKE NO MISTAKE, I'M IN A RAGE! ALL DOES NOT END WELL WHEN I BUST OUT MY CAGE, YOU JUST GOT UPSTAGED, FEED, YO YOU JUST GOT PLAYED!
- This battle's lyrics are based on the twelveth Epic Rap Battle of History, Dr. Suess vs. William Shakespeare.