| NRG vs. Heatblast | |
| Rap Album 5, Rap Battle5 | |
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| Air date | May 24, 2013 |
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NRG vs. Heatblast is the fifth rap battle in the fifth season, and is the thirtyth battle overall. It aired on May 24, 2013.
Characters[]
- NRG
- Heatblast
Lyrics[]
Heatblast[]
Before I let loose with this energized anger,
I let you be warned, this zone is danger.
I admit, I caught the woods on fire,
But I'm the real heat alien, you get your suit's arms re-wired.
With your blastin, and smokin, and chokin down Uranium,
I know French dudes with better manners than Uranius.
So come on, Stalin, show me what a fatter rapper could do.
I beat Vilgax, I can sure as hell crack you.
NRG[]
You look strong, beat Vilgax. Congratulations!
Now I'll drop your ass faster than those woods you were facin.
Tried to blow up Rojo, that's a sin, Blast it!
She was just a girl, what, you think it was fantastic?
Oh, we know your lava plates are too tight in the crotch.
You're as boring as Alien Force was to watch.
So come on little spark, don't go super nova.
Compared to me, you're just a little stove-a.
Heatblast[]
Your first appearances in UA and OV were accidental, are you kidding me?
That's like having a web contest without Spidermonkey.
You're a Russian roulette who's true form wears a bra.
Just think what could have been done if you won the draw!
I'm the pinnacle of firey condition while you stick your little suit into the Kraaho's ambition, are you trippin?
You'll be a radioactive skeleton, messin with the fellow in red n yellow in the battle, goodbye, hello!
NRG[]
It's the bottom of the pit against the flame in a bathing suit filled with more hot air than a balloon.
It may be way too soon, but I'm callin up Shocks,
I'm not talkin about those Russians you called
And blast you out of the park and around the bases to the sound of uproaring Mancers
while you hang your head in shame and disgrace because you got lost and forgot how much your like Lance-r.
You look tired, kid, your eyes keep getting dettached and back.
Fire on to France and maybe bring me some fries back.
Unless you're set to firin the mic, I'll shoot your fancy plates and all
Just like you were out with three strikes, just one ball.
Trivia[]
- This battle's lyrics are based on the thirty-first Epic Rap Battle of History, Babe Ruth vs. Lance Armstrong.
- Credits to InfernalWolf for the NRG and Heatblast.
Other[]
- NRG vs. Heatblast (Meanings)