|NiceRichard vs. EpicRory|
|Rap Album 5, Rap Battle12|
|Air date||May 25, 2013|
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NiceRichard vs. EpicRory is the twelveth battle in the fifth season, and is the thirty-seventh battle overall. It aired on May 25, 2013.
This is one rap, lad, that you won't ever survive! I'll beat you, cut you and I'll spit out lines You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro! But for now just stay still while I sit while I let you win-DOPE! I'll slaughter your blue colored Ben, into red bits of pixel, then you surrender that for raps you use a dictionary! I can tell you're scared, just by the stupid raps I'm reading, you should leaving-look! Your group members are already retreating! Nice Richard, who's that, no one gives two shits, everyone know's it's true, that really, you made this bootleg! Dude, you're really huge on Toys.net, you've got a great reputation! But remember- you won't be famous after I kick you in the balls.
The first few battles weren't that good, that's no lie. But even if you kick my balls, I'll still be the more liked guy. Look at you, or let me just tell you what I see: you're just my sidekick, tryin to copy me! I draw a costume on you and you make a mean Paradox. Take off the British accent, you'll sound like you choked on some socks. You 11th, Doctor, Twilight lovin prick. You and Brainstorm can both suck my dick.
You're the original, but you compliment me. The one that started after season 3.
I write the most and best raps for you, let's just scream out the chorus. You got as much bad talent as Alien Force bored us!
You, write the best raps, man that's kinda stretching, you rapped in this group so much, how are your real-world chores progressing?
You look like your done, so go back to where you came from. I feel like I'm battle rapping Sif again, just more dumb!
I'll knock you right outta your hiding spot with a padlock, you were nothing until you tried to make rap battles to make this site rock!
Man, you don't gotta say that shit. Fuck you and the battles, I quit.
- This battle's lyrics are based on the fifteenth Epic Rap Battle of History, NicePeter vs. EPIClloyd.